It's important when considering this blue festive winter onesie to realize that the eggnog drunk is not like any other drunk. It could just be all the heavy cream, but no, there's something magical to it. It's warming no matter how cold it's served and it makes your first cousins look like beautiful strangers. It's hard to not feel like you're a part of some Alabama Christmas fairytale. You know, the one that ends in regret and Type 2 diabetes.
