Santa Claus is a global icon, but he can be a little vanilla for some people’s taste. I’d love to give you all 50 shades of Santa but this is a product description for our Santa Face Christmas Onesie, not a novel. Here are 10 of the 50 Shades of Santa that are way cooler. If you’re reading this Illuminati, please make some edits for the sake of entertainment.1. Jiu Jitsu Santa2. Super Mutant Santa3. Pizza Delivery Santa4. Terminator Knockoff Santa5. Thanos Santa6. Certified Personal Accountant Santa7. Naughty Sailor Santa8. Ghostbuster Santa9. Joe Exotic Santa10. International Arms Dealer Santa
